Jim: Fuck, man. I still cant believe you did that.
Jeff: [Hums the Batman TV theme tune]
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FUCKMAN! Fuckman!
Jim: What?
Jeff: Fuckman! Thatd be a great name for a superhero! Oh, come on!
All these superheroes are so family friendly itd be nice to have
one with a bit of edge to it.
Jim: He sounds like a rapist. Thats past edgy. What would his power
be? Super-speed screwing? Cause thats not a power, technically.
thats just... a failing.
Jeff: No, hed just fight crime and rescue damsels in distress, and
later on theyd be so grateful theyd let him give them what for!
Jim: I think youll find that character already exists.
Jeff: Yeah?
Jim: Yeah, hes called James Bond. And he stretches the PC tolerance
of feminists far enough as it is. Youd be hard-pressed to find a
Quantum of Good Taste in a graphic novel like that.
Jeff: Speaking of which, whos your favorite Bond girl? Ive never
asked you that.
Jim: My favorite Bond girl as in Bond girl character or favorite
actress who played a Bond girl?
Jeff: To be honest, Jim, I didnt really think about it, mate. So...
okay? Its just a question.
Jim: No, I just felt the need to answer specifically. Well, if were
talking favorite characters then its probably Eva Greens from the
last one. but favorite actress who played a Bond girl [notices Jeff
swooning at the mention of her name]... I know... er, Sophie
Marceau or Halle Berry.
Movie Name: Take (2008)
