Barney Stinson (Broslife), the author of our bible, on Twitter...
Look down. Do you see boobs? If you answered “no” please refer to the post Never Wear Jeans to a Strip Club from "The Bro Code." If you answered “yes” take a second to admire them... maybe make an amateur video of you giving them a soft caress… Anyway, the fact that you see boobs most likely means you’re a chick and therefore have a duty (heh) to always wear jeans if and when you go to a strip club.
