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Barney Stinson (Broslife), the author of our bible, on Twitter...
Barney Stinson (Broslife), the author of our bible, on Twitter...
Look down. Do you see boobs? If you answered “no” please refer to the post Never Wear Jeans to a Strip Club from "The Bro Code." If you answered “yes” take a second to admire them... maybe make an amateur video of you giving them a soft caress… Anyway, the fact that you see boobs most likely means you’re a chick and therefore have a duty (heh) to always wear jeans if and when you go to a strip club.
Look down. Do you see boobs? If you answered “no” please refer to the post Never Wear Jeans to a Strip Club from "The Bro Code." If you answered “yes” take a second to admire them... maybe make an amateur video of you giving them a soft caress… Anyway, the fact that you see boobs most likely means you’re a chick and therefore have a duty (heh) to always wear jeans if and when you go to a strip club.
this is the most awesome and legendary blog
hell yeh, its me stinson,
dont ever think this is not the real stinson, it is. it definitely is. im the real superheroe here.
dont ever think this is not the real stinson, it is. it definitely is. im the real superheroe here.
some superheroe quotes
Jim: Fuck, man. I still cant believe you did that.
Jeff: [Hums the Batman TV theme tune]
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FUCKMAN! Fuckman!
Jim: What?
Jeff: Fuckman! Thatd be a great name for a superhero! Oh, come on!
All these superheroes are so family friendly itd be nice to have
one with a bit of edge to it.
Jim: He sounds like a rapist. Thats past edgy. What would his power
be? Super-speed screwing? Cause thats not a power, technically.
thats just... a failing.
Jeff: No, hed just fight crime and rescue damsels in distress, and
later on theyd be so grateful theyd let him give them what for!
Jim: I think youll find that character already exists.
Jeff: Yeah?
Jim: Yeah, hes called James Bond. And he stretches the PC tolerance
of feminists far enough as it is. Youd be hard-pressed to find a
Quantum of Good Taste in a graphic novel like that.
Jeff: Speaking of which, whos your favorite Bond girl? Ive never
asked you that.
Jim: My favorite Bond girl as in Bond girl character or favorite
actress who played a Bond girl?
Jeff: To be honest, Jim, I didnt really think about it, mate. So...
okay? Its just a question.
Jim: No, I just felt the need to answer specifically. Well, if were
talking favorite characters then its probably Eva Greens from the
last one. but favorite actress who played a Bond girl [notices Jeff
swooning at the mention of her name]... I know... er, Sophie
Marceau or Halle Berry.
Movie Name: Take (2008)
Jeff: [Hums the Batman TV theme tune]
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FUCKMAN! Fuckman!
Jim: What?
Jeff: Fuckman! Thatd be a great name for a superhero! Oh, come on!
All these superheroes are so family friendly itd be nice to have
one with a bit of edge to it.
Jim: He sounds like a rapist. Thats past edgy. What would his power
be? Super-speed screwing? Cause thats not a power, technically.
thats just... a failing.
Jeff: No, hed just fight crime and rescue damsels in distress, and
later on theyd be so grateful theyd let him give them what for!
Jim: I think youll find that character already exists.
Jeff: Yeah?
Jim: Yeah, hes called James Bond. And he stretches the PC tolerance
of feminists far enough as it is. Youd be hard-pressed to find a
Quantum of Good Taste in a graphic novel like that.
Jeff: Speaking of which, whos your favorite Bond girl? Ive never
asked you that.
Jim: My favorite Bond girl as in Bond girl character or favorite
actress who played a Bond girl?
Jeff: To be honest, Jim, I didnt really think about it, mate. So...
okay? Its just a question.
Jim: No, I just felt the need to answer specifically. Well, if were
talking favorite characters then its probably Eva Greens from the
last one. but favorite actress who played a Bond girl [notices Jeff
swooning at the mention of her name]... I know... er, Sophie
Marceau or Halle Berry.
Movie Name: Take (2008)
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